July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

July 17

It’s National Lottery Day!!

Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th

by quotesxbymee March 27, 2022

july 10th

Also know as Geniuses’ National Day; It’s the day with the highest IQ average amongst all others. People born in July 10th are the most intelligent and the brightest.

I just scored an A+ in that test! I’m feeling like a July 10th born.

by maurinacio October 15, 2019

July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

by Sisisigb July 17, 2021

july 20th

July 20th people may seem nice but they are physco, also swag tbh

"hey when are you born?"
"July 20th, why?"
"woah you are crazy but its cool" :)

by vibeyy September 14, 2021

july guy

big flex

he’s a july guy bro

by stfu stupid bitch January 10, 2019