likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018
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Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn May 17, 2011
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by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017
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Get the phenom jones mug.A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”
“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”
Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.
My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”
Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.
My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
by literary.muse September 2, 2010
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