Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess

I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning

by gjac March 11, 2015

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."

by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019

jizz jazz

mac demarcos genre

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz

by the tonk god July 29, 2021

Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017