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Jeff

The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!
by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019
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jeff ball

One who possesses the talent of kirkbuzzery.
Jeff was in the office with his boss and kirkbuzzed him. It caused a pleasurable orgasm. Jeff Ball has it.
by Jeffey Ball November 8, 2013
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Jeff Patenaude

A man beast that loves showering himself with mayonnaise and pink sauce from a local hibachi restaurants.
Oh my god, did you see Jeff Patenaude? He’s so hot right now.
by NYCsSaaaasy October 27, 2022
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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Jeff H

A weird little troll man who drinks too much Dr.pepper and has B.O. who can't get fired because he is a mental defective and it will make the company look bad
Guy1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeff H?
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H
by Errordelete86 March 21, 2022
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Jeff

A pedophile who creeps on little girls and looks down there shirts
jeff is a pedophile
by emmalynn1234 January 24, 2019
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Jeff box

A Jeff box is one who is always playing video games. He never leaves the house without his Xbox. He typically never showers and is one to leave the room while you can still smell him. He is the one that is always third wheeling and never gets the hint to leave you two alone. A Jeff box is the one who is most definitely gay but when confronted he becomes angry and tries to divert the attention to someone else.
Dude take you and you Xbox and leave me and my girlfriend alone. Take a shower too because your being a real Jeff box.
by Motopro08 February 21, 2021
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