Jacob Jacobo

the most sexiest annoyingest despreate nigga in th world that loves to beat the pussy up up up and the ass as well. he will do anything to get your attention like call and sing to you , stare at you and drool and jack off right in front of you but he will make you feel like the most beauitfulest bitch in the world.

I really wsh Jacob Jacobo would stop following me to my classes.

Ew, why is Jacobo still messaging me?

by beatthepussyupupup December 12, 2013

jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

jacob

This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob

OMG JACOB I LOVE YOU!

by jacobfuckme March 7, 2017

jacob

that boy you have a crush on but he still doesn't notice you because hes too busy kissing his own ass. he has a crush on the slut from your whole grade and you just stare at him with disappointment because you know he don't stand a chance with her oh and he has acne but his beautiful blue eyes make you not look at them so, i guess that's good? he dated your emo "friend" out of pity. He has nice hair from in front but looks like a bowl from the back. He has a shirt that he wears often and he thinks he looks cool in it but in reality it looks like he has saggy titties. he listens to the same fucked up music you listen too and thinks hes cool by saying that the first thing he looks for in a girl is her ass when in reality hes too much of a pussy to even talk, look at a girl directly or even look down at their tits :)

jacob: another word for asshole

by your mums nightmares September 19, 2017

Jacob

A man who likes to lick peoples feet (he does it for money thats why he's rich)

you just jacobed all over him

by fatdog75 September 11, 2019

jaykob

jaykob is a short acne faced boy. he normally has 6 girlfriends a year. girls don’t trust a jaykob.

do you see jaykob over there

by unicorn lover of the north March 7, 2020

big dick jacob

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016