black rhino

the black rhino is when you take a black dildo and strap it to your forehead and then ram it into your partner, generally into the women's ass. the reason for that, is cause that is the funniest way this move can be performed.
performing of the black rhino can not be considered cheating
a. cause you are using an inanimate object
b. cause of the extreme hilarity of the move

i took a black dildo and strapped it to my forehead and then rammed it into sally's asshole and gave her the black rhino.

by man candy December 9, 2008

black swan

An event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.

Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.

by kleinsound April 10, 2008

Rebecca Black

Like 2 Girls 1 Cup, only for your ears.

Tim: Did you hear Friday by Rebecca Black?
John: Yup, I'm off to get electroshock therapy

by Omar Litte April 3, 2011

black chiney

A Caribbean term referring to a person mixed with Black and and Asian (typically Chinese).

PERSON #1: Check out dat gyal ova deh so...she hot eeh!
PERSON #2: Yeah man, is a black chiney dat.

by Mrs. Weathers April 18, 2006

crispy black

A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.

by vudar February 9, 2010

been black

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

“Rehab”, by Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, "no, no, no"
Yes, I been black
But when I come back, you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab
I won't go, go, go

by archer2647 April 24, 2016

Black Lab

An African-American who does the bidding of liberals, often to the detriment of his or her own community. Indoctrinated by liberal universities, this individual is usually well-trained and has an affinity for regurgitating liberal talking points on queue.

"Don't let the micro-braids fool you; Melissa Harris-Perry is a thoroughgoing black lab."

by Centrist Brother August 31, 2013