boots the monkey

a high motherfucker on a stupid show

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me

by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021

Blue Boots

Badge of honor bestowed upon someone that has had sex in a Porta Potty.

They hooked up in a Coachella Porta Potty during Beyoncé. They may have missed the Destiny’s Child Reunion but they earned their Blue Boots.

by Yeti Mn June 3, 2018

Slime Boots

The act of cumming on the feet of a woman after sex, followed thereafter by her putting her feet into her shoes, still covered in cum. Many couples who partake in the act in slime booting (also known as slimers) derive sexual pleasure from the slime bootee wearing slime boots in public.

Girl 1: My boyfriend Tyler is into slime booting!
Girl 2: What is slime booting?
Girl 1: When your boyfriend cums on your feet and then you put your shoes back on, im actually wearing slime boots right now!

by Bugeater27 October 19, 2023

ripped boot

Another term for a vagina. Usually an unpleasant vagina AKA wizards sleeve.

I'm heading out tonight to find me some ripped boot.

That chick was a real skank she had a pussy that looked and smelt like a ripped boot.

by Chickenhouse January 20, 2014

Munky Boots

1. A spiritual and emotionally connected group of close friends.
2. A great tight sounding connected band.

1. 'You people really are the Munky Boots'

2. 'Your band really is the Munky Boots'

by Munky Boots September 3, 2013

Sultan boot

To kick to remove from the alliance and then hit them for the resources they hold.

Ex. "This guy was being unruly, so I gave him the ole Sultan boot"

by SultanMHs August 24, 2021

Bogsey Boots

Bogsey Boots is an adjective used to qualify the scale of horrendous smell & rancidness inside a girl's old shoes.

The term is made up from "Bogsey" which is an ancient teuchter word for evil girl. When used to prefix "Boots" the two words conjoin to give the term

It is exclusively used as a derogatory term

sorry mate, you're not coming in here with those Bogsey boots on

by Bawbag Boy May 1, 2011