half an almond

a term coined from TikTok describing people, but mostly parents, who have extremely poor relationships with food & exercise and take it out on their children. this often causes said children to have body issues and eating disorders, following in their parent's footsteps, when they grow up.
"my mom just started this 800 calorie diet and told me that nothing tastes better than skinny feels"
"she's such a half an almond mom..."
by akihayakawa August 22, 2022
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half lethargic

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.
Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes
by DangitBob May 05, 2018
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half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.
Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.
by IconLivin January 12, 2018
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BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)
Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.
by ONNY May 20, 2019
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BEST HALF

Me and my (BEST HALF) going to go see A movie
by ONNY May 20, 2019
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Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.
My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.
by pmd February 23, 2020
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Half-Normal

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!
by H4xorLOL July 07, 2009
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