Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Gas Palace

White Castle

"I need to change rooms so i don't suffocate."
~"why?"
"I went to Gas Palace"

by BYUNG! May 25, 2009

Ratchet-gas

Slang used for "Methamphetamine".

Once Timmy got that ratchet-gas in him and got spun, he's been a ratchet ass bitch ever since.

by Spifyrays June 29, 2016

Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

by Sexydimma June 25, 2022

Lip Gas

Lip gas also known as a wierd sound when you smack your lips, it sounds a bit like your farting, hence the name.
Another meaning of lip gas is sticking a fork in your lip and putting some gas inside of your lip. Don't try it, it hurts.

*fart*
"ITS JUST LIP GAS, MOM!"

by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017

gas-memeing

When one posts a gif/meme on social media, especially on Facebook, pushing their agenda, they are gas-memeing.

That Facebook post with the picture of low gas prices from the pandemic isn't fooling anyone. Everyone knows demand was down because of the national shut-down. That guy is just gas-memeing.

by Clive Hyde August 5, 2023

Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

by Jerman900 October 23, 2022