funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

funky groove

It's the first smoke shop opened in citrus county , 19998, .. a hot chick, every novelty you could imagine has been sold there years after years, back in the day they started the "battle of the DJS", which the people would come from Tampa, Ocala, and Gainesville just to watch the battle and usually take lots of excasty. The owner seems to not age, which confusing many. The store is visted by many as a museum . A only must see in crystal river.

Yo, I'm headed to the funky groove buddy, whatcha need.

by Fg girl January 31, 2023

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

funkydunk

When a limp penis falls from a boxer short opening.

I walked into the bed room and my girl noticed I funkydunked. I put my dick back in and button my boxers.

by Dale radmann April 8, 2023

Funky

This is a extremely offensive, discriminatory, derogatory, slur against people named Isla

“Hey, Isla, you’re really funky”

“Hey! That’s a slur!”

by Pretzel silly April 21, 2023

Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023