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Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)
Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.
by TiraaBucks March 19, 2022
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Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.
"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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Marius fetish

having a fetish for things involving blood
Bob has a marius fetish (he likes sexual intercourse involving blood)
by Large peepee haver September 10, 2021
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Tarkyns Fetish

Tarkyns Fetishes normally consist of touching men aggressively, Making fun of people with disabilities (but secretly has tourettes
Tarkyns Fetish list
- toes
-hairy boys
-liking gay people

-touching peopling

-eats toes
Boy 1: Oh god, Its Tarkyn!
Boy 2: Whats wrong??
Boy 1: Have you seen Tarkyns Fetish List!?
by Tarkynphobic May 15, 2022
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Fetish Stories

In a cozy London flat, under the glow of dim lamps, Emma scrolled through her laptop, chasing a spark for her restless curiosity. One night, she stumbled across fetishstories.net, a site brimming with tales of unconventional desires. A story about a secret club where fisting was revered as an act of trust caught her eye.
Intrigued, Emma tracked down a similar underground gathering in the city. In a candlelit basement, masked and nervous, she met Theo, a man whose hands told their own story—strong, gentle, deliberate. “Fisting isn’t just physical,” he said, offering a glove slick with warm oil. “It’s surrender.”
In the soft shadows, with faint music pulsing, Theo guided her through an experience beyond the body—a connection where boundaries melted. Emma trembled, each movement a wave of pleasure, each whispered word a tether. When it ended, she was breathless, a smile saying what words couldn’t.
The next morning, she returned to fetishstories.net, hunting new stories, but none could rival the one she’d lived.
by FetishStories May 13, 2025
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broke fetish

a term invented by artist jades, who named their song broke fetish. presumably, it refers to someone who is attracted or has a fetish for broke people
person 1: i heard that he had a broke fetish or some shit

person 2: what the fuck?
by yam 闇 March 2, 2022
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Æggi fetish

A person who loves thin guys

In norway we call Saltstreng guys

Stickman guys
The girl: Omg im so æggi fetsish/ aeggi fetish

The boy: really! good you have me then!

or

How to get girls:

Boy: ayo do you have æggi fetish?
Girl: yes!!

thats how you loses youre virginity
by Herman Flesvig May 25, 2020
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