February 4th

National kick your friends with the letter A in their name

Me:it’s February 4th😏
Autum:ok?
Me:you know what that means?🤭😏
Autum:no what is it
Me: your about to find out😈

by Ur mom97.com February 3, 2022

february 12

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

by gongrojhe56 February 9, 2022

February 14

February 14 is the day where you get to ask your crush out.

Girl: Hey its February 14
Girl 2: Yea i know
Girl:Go ask your crush out
Girl 2:Louis will you go out with me
Louis:Yea of course its February 14 so why not

by Lifeadvice.com February 10, 2020

February 13

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure

by Your best friend lol February 2, 2021

February 5th

Fuck Viktor day

When its the february 5th u fuck a guy named Viktor with K not c

by Skarb0 October 27, 2020

February 6

National Joe Bartolozzi birthday

A: "What day is it today?"
B: "It's February 6th, the national Joe Bartolozzi birthday"

by Shrek™ February 6, 2022

February 14th

The day middle and high school get in relationship and ask people out well Lonely People cry themselves to sleep

me on February 14th crying my self to sleep

by Spongebobguy 2 February 11, 2020