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Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
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Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.
Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?
by erob0411 March 10, 2021
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Eli

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick he’s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP
Eli is so hot
by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021
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Eli thombs

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024
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Eli

Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
Friend 1: omg shut up about Eli already!
Friend 2: no TEHEHE ❤️
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
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Eli

A legend in the making
Eli will be great
by BD3come2me December 14, 2022
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Elis

Unsure if boy or girl at first sight. Looks emo. Likes Animal Crossing a lot. Vegetarian. Up to date with memez.
Look he good at meme he must be Elis.
by TheTrashMan69 March 30, 2020
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