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Elijah

Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.
Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 24, 2021
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Elijah don’t really fucking care
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Just that guy like fuck is you talking about

Pulls all girls

Has 30 million dollars

G.O.A.T
Damn you seen elijah I wish I was like him
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He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you
Rachael: who is that pimped looking man

Elijah: that’s me champ
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Elijah don’t care about what his name means on urban dictionary
Elijah don’t give ** about his name on urban 😂
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Elijah is probably the most sweetest, amazing, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
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Elijah is probably the most sweetest, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
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