Your ancestor a dyke

Worst than
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your grandpa a trap

Use this to kill a person
Bob: your grandpa a trap
Jimmy: your ancestor a dyke
*Bob dies and gets his ass cheeks clapped by satan

by Dykesaregay May 11, 2018

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Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

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Bolt of dykes

The collective term for a group of homosexual females. Taken from the term for rolled up carpet.

That group of women dressed in flannel over by the jukebox keeps playing KD Lang songs. Don’t worry man, that bolt of dykes will be back in their Subarus as soon as they run out of quarters.

by Dirtypoker May 12, 2018

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Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018

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