The act of having sex with someone you don't really respect or care about, but just engage in sex for the sex and usually kick that person out right after or leave.
Yeah, I picked this chick at the bar, and took her back to the crib and we did the dumpster boogie. She wanted to be my girl and be all serious, but I was like "Hell no she just a dumpster boogie".
by Losdoslokos January 31, 2021
When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)
by Dumpster-squats September 07, 2018
When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019
by Three Dogg July 24, 2019
The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 27, 2018
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.