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Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018
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anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.
When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .
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forever cum dumpster

A woman for whom you're going to marry who has an insatiable desire for you to bust your nut in at any possible moment you desire any way you please.
Dude...she's the one! My Forever Cum Dumpster
by Rockknob January 6, 2024
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Dumpster Cunt

Jenny Kotler is that drug addict dumpster cunt that lost custody of her kid
by Dumpstercunthatet November 21, 2024
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bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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Dumpster Pimp

\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.
iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i
by Krimp September 25, 2009
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Cum dumpster

Basically if you’re reading this then your mom is a cum dumpster
People reading Urban Dictionaries definition of cum dumpster have mothers that are cum dumpsters
by Cuckasaurus Rex July 11, 2019
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