suck and duck

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 15, 2008

duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 02, 2017

Muckin' Duck

Messing around, not getting anything productive done. Usually has negative connotation.

Rod: my boss is making me angry today!
Drew: whats he doing?
Rod: just the usual, muckin' duck and having me do all the work!

by Baltimoore November 05, 2010

ass duck

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

by Jason Piche December 02, 2005

lick a duck

The African term (Lieflike Dag), for "have a lovely day".

Goodbye and lick a duck!

by Shakem March 10, 2017

Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...

Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..

by RedRabbit1987 March 05, 2019

grundle duck

a girl that likes to lick the Gooch area on a man.

Hey you little grundle duck quit trying to eat my gooch.

by Evan Keeney December 13, 2007