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Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal
That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.
by alp2713 December 16, 2017
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Scuba dive

When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.
Damn I just had to scuba dive
by Dcov March 23, 2017
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Dive

When a Group Of Hot Females Tell One Of Their Friends To Hook Up
With The Ugly Guy
Hey Janet Will You Take a Dive
We Need Someone To Hook Up With The Least Attractive Guy In The Group
by BreakingBitchesCodes April 18, 2017
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Grey diving

Have sex with an old woman. Usually in there late 70's to 80's
Are you grey diving that old broad?
by Tremendous J July 2, 2017
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Diving liveaboard

A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.
Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!
by LiveAboard.com July 5, 2017
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beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.
"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."
by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018
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