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Muck Diving

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
They had a wild night on the boardwalk muck diving innocent passer-bys
by Jeff's House August 4, 2019
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Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
by Dirtier Old Man May 14, 2018
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Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal
That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.
by alp2713 December 16, 2017
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Scuba dive

When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.
Damn I just had to scuba dive
by Dcov March 23, 2017
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Dive

When a Group Of Hot Females Tell One Of Their Friends To Hook Up
With The Ugly Guy
Hey Janet Will You Take a Dive
We Need Someone To Hook Up With The Least Attractive Guy In The Group
by BreakingBitchesCodes April 18, 2017
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Grey diving

Have sex with an old woman. Usually in there late 70's to 80's
Are you grey diving that old broad?
by Tremendous J July 2, 2017
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