Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018

great depression

An emotions where you are feeling very depressed

I am going through a great depression

by Albert Enstien/George Washingt September 23, 2018

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Eurovision Depression

An experience that nearly every Eurovision fan goes through. They usually go through this from the end of the Eurovision Song Contest to either Early September or Mid-December. This has basically become a yearly tradition within the Eurofandom and has caused some very shocking results on twitter

Person 1: Where's Millie?
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.

by Solovey June 3, 2022

Richie Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character

I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression

by adetozier January 4, 2021

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021