dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.

dude, you're so dairy intelligent!

by kneeface June 14, 2011

darcy

(dar-see) Noun. A situation where one uses far too much language to adequately describe a situation or task at hand. Not to be confused with TMI. This is not embarrassing or revealing information, just useless.

"Just the facts ma'am. I don't need all the darcy."

by Edward Bil April 26, 2013

Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016

Darcy

Darcy is usually a boy or girl name. In my world I only have met boy Darcy and there was one that I turned out to love. Dear Boyfriend,

I love you not just for you but everything you have been your smile makes me smile when I look at you I sometimes don’t think I’m good enough for you, you make me feel like I am but I’m just not your just so handsome. When I look into your eyes and you look back at mine my heart just stops and stares for a while your the most handsome boy ever in my eyes and I hope it stays that way for the rest of our lives because...l love you.
Yes I’ve liked boys before you but I liked them not loved them like I love you you take me at my worst, you take me for me and I love you for that you make me feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Your a absolutely handsome boy in my eyes and I hope you see me that way too.
Before we liked each other all we were we’re friends very good friends but all along in my heart I knew it was you not for sure but now I do I choose you & I’ll keep choosing you over and over without pause without doubt in a heartbeat I’ll keep choosing you because I love you, when I look at you I smile and that’s all a girl wants is someone like you In there life.
you make my heart smile, I love you:)

He’s a Darcy, one of the most kind, loving,smart, caring human beings I know .

by Teerman🦋 June 4, 2018

Darcy

MR RECTANGLE BASE

Bro this house is trash what are u a Darcy?

by Ahfukfuvurihafmywjafnwyj March 7, 2021

darcy silvester

this lad is literally the holy Jesus and has come down from heaven to play raid shadow legends and STANKS.

darcy silvester has shit himself

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021