hangin with mr cooper

this is the question you ask when you've sneezed and you want to make sure there is no green on display

"ATCHOOOOO, shit am i hangin with mr cooper?"
"nah mate, the courts clear!!"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

cooped

When a fat sweaty guy that thinks he has game gets all up in your personal space, typically brushing up against you with his big gut in a very uncomfortable way.

Dude I just got cooped! What the fuck!

by Maple wood July 14, 2010

Coop

A combination of the words: crap and poop used when you are trying to tell somebody that you do not feel well. Coop is used when you are not bullshitting for the purpose of a) not going to school b) ditching the clingy girlfriend or c) any other circumstance where you might try to convey a false sense of illness. Coop is used when you feel so shitty that you cannot decide on whether you want to say that you feel like “crap” the more gentle “poop” and end up slurring the words together, into coop.

Dude#1: Yo man, wanna hit up the mall later??

Dude#2:....dude....i dont feel to hot...feel like...coop...

Dude#1: o man, sorry, you must really feel shitty, u cant even get your words strate!

by Blah1... September 15, 2008

Cooper

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

by big pp squad October 5, 2019

Mr. Cooper

A paedophilic teacher usually a physics teacher but can teach other sciences. He can look under desks at skirts it will complain about them. He always finds a way to “accidentally” touch girls. His catchphrase is now this looks like a job for me

Justin Timberlake: omg did you see how (Mr. Cooper) touched those year eight girls he put his hand right on their thigh?!
Gertrude: Yeah he is so strange like that

by Paedos January 19, 2019

coop

when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.

I just cooped Millers mom.

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

Coop-A-Loop

A take off the movie Old School when Will Ferrell is about to go streaking and Snoop Dogg is performing. He grabs the mic from him and says "Snoop, Snoop-A-Loop."
A way to greet someone named Cooper.

Justyn (AKA Brown Man): Coop, Coop-A-Loop
You're my boy Coop, Coop you're my boy. (Another take from Old School, replacing Blue's name w/Coop.)

by Cooper28 July 3, 2008