ControllerCold is a controller god
by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.
by LimePasta August 16, 2016

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.
That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.
That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.
by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.
by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

Healthcare companies implanted auditors named internally as "sugar-controllers" to limit medical expenditures ordered by determined physicians.
by Dr.Demings June 8, 2022

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
