Phat Colin

Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.

Person 1: Have you heard the word of Phat Colin?
Person 2: Of course I have.

by King Chrome December 13, 2019

Colin NG

The charming, handsome, strong, smartest, best swimmer.

Colin NG is the best

by mars-alien October 5, 2022

Colin Sullivan

discretely texting without view of handheld device screen through memorization of characters on the keypad

I had to Colin Sullivan all of our messages into the trash before the cops could get a look at my phone!

by RealJohn_2007 November 14, 2020

Colin

The big gay child with glasses and a tiny pp. He has a friend named Luka and he’s less gay.

OMG Colin Gay!! Luka less gay!! Oof

by Eve eve ever be eve eve eveebe October 13, 2019

Colin

Colin is the type of person to be very oblivious. She's very popular and has people always swarming her. Even though most people like her, she's far from perfect. Her hair is as straight as she is. Many people could go on, and on about her looking perfect, but I don't have the time. The only issue she has is that she swears a lot and sometimes is a pain to be around.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new girl, Colin?"
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."

by anonymous April 4, 2022