To be a Colin Lane is to be an infamous pedophile around a small town, and has hundreds of victims fresh outta the womb locked in his crawlspace
by Farmerkid74 January 16, 2025

The luckiest person in the world to be dating a wonderful girl named michelle who make Colin happy and she cares about Colin very much and will listen to him Michelle is a very good kisser but i give good hugs she is beautiful and amazing
by Colin Foy September 16, 2020

Colin is the type of person to be very oblivious. She's very popular and has people always swarming her. Even though most people like her, she's far from perfect. Her hair is as straight as she is. Many people could go on, and on about her looking perfect, but I don't have the time. The only issue she has is that she swears a lot and sometimes is a pain to be around.
Person 1: "Have you heard of the new girl, Colin?"
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
by anonymous April 4, 2022
