christopher morris byrd

A guy who is very cute and funny. Has once lived at 1052 Grove parkway and loves all men. He likes to nap and is an overall top 10 hottest men to walk the earth.

That Christopher Morris byrd is very curvy.

by Poopy_pants22 November 23, 2021

Giovanni Christopher W.

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fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

christopher

a carrot who is really nice and always helps you out

oh Christopher is so nice

by dafuckinggoat April 18, 2023

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is a lover and she loves the girl Theresa because she is beautiful inside and out and she has the cutest laughter and she is very short

Christopher loves Theresa because she is beautiful and cute and sweet and thoughtful.

by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019

Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude

P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though

by itsix November 26, 2021

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020