christ-yves

Every Christ-yves to get what they expect when the time is right they are hopeful and careful to the most little things so most most of Christ-yves is Carrie important knowledge and they might be really successful in life some of Christ-yves is never give up on what’s right

Trust all christ-yves

by Drey jetaime November 24, 2021

Christ (Deemed to be) University

a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.

Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".

by kazawafaqt November 23, 2021

Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents

He crossed right when a car was coming…
YOU: Jesus Christ!

by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023

Gingis Christ

the leader of all things orange and pale. Leads all Gingers in the right direction.

Looks like Gingis Christ has been here, peace has been restored.

by GingerGirlGaming June 20, 2023

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023