Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 3, 2020

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017

CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ?

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

Christ the Son

He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.

Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."

Christ the son is KING!

by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022