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drunken boxing

This form of the martial arts is best demonstrated by a drunken moron in a drunken stupor. His repressed male urge to fight and establish his dominance, results in the punching of various male acquaintances in the surrounding bar or party.

People that are sober or less drunk, often can not comprehend the rationale behind these punches, and quickly become annoyed. Occasionally another drunken moron will trade punches with the initiator, resulting in a drunken boxing match. The match has no winner, and usually results in a hug and the consumption of some more unnecessary alcohol.
Phil was so lit that he started drunken boxing with some guy he barely knew. It almost resulted in an ass-kicking.
by DougCrow January 3, 2006
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Boxing

The act of "pantsing" someone but accidentally pulling down their boxers.
(Chris carry is carrying the high jump mats)

Ally, Jake, and Lucas: Hey, Sarah go pants Chris.

Sarah:OKEYYY

(walks over and accidentally boxes Chris revealing his two cheeks)

Sarah enjoys Boxing Kids like Andrew too!
by Tomahassi May 11, 2010
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air bowing

term referring to novice violin and chello players who pretend to play during musical performances in order to impress their parents.
When I was in fourth grade, all I did was air bow. Carolyn is a really good violin player, when I was her age I just air bowed. There were several children air bowing the concert.

What a coincidence! I went to the Symphony last night and I was in the audience totally air bowing, and then today I got my Word of the Day and there it was, but wtf they can't even spell cello!
by kiph55 June 18, 2009
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Boring

Astronomy at Western University. The intro class is absolutely mind numbing. I fantasize about sleeping in this class but it's so hot and stuffy that you can't.
Man, I sure do hate syphilis.

Yup, but it beats that boring astronomy class.

Yeah, that's why I purposefully got syphilis.
by Swag Artist April 16, 2011
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Boeing 717

Aircraft with stolen ideas and designs from the 1960s plane "DC-9", where Boeing thought that using older less efficient designs was the best choice
Oh god, I have to fly to LAX in a Boeing 717... Thanks Delta.
by I Like To Fuck Women April 6, 2017
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Wine Boxing

I had a wicked cas of Wine Boxing last night. I got sooo wasted last night I passed out buck naked with his junk in my hand.
by Fukinawork December 4, 2010
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Shadow boxing

When you are having anal sex with a girl and fisting her front at the same time. You reach into that vagina and grab your own dick and continue to jerk it off. That my friend shadow boxing.
When you are having anal sex with a girl and fisting her front at the same time. You reach into that vagina and grab your own dick and continue to jerk it off. That my friend shadow boxing.
by Leonard1541452 March 24, 2017
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