That Awkward Moment 

These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.

Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!

Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.

Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!

Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.

Thing #1: ...

That Awkward Moment by BackDoorz September 7, 2013

legit awkward 

uber snazzier and more extreme version of awkward it was started by corey davis during 6th period photog and its pretty much the coolest phrase ever

super snazzy kid: omg that jawn is so legit bonkers that its kooky

creepin awkward child: ur legit awkward

super snazzy kid: im gonna sue

legit awkward by snazzy kiddo November 8, 2009

super awkward turtle 

this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life.

telling a mom joke in a group to someone who's mom is actually dead, and the only person that doesn't know his mom is dead is the joke teller. this situation would invite you to use the super awkward turtle.

super awkward turtle by daniel w. p. March 6, 2007

Advanced Awkward Turtle 

Advanced Awkward Turtle

Advanced Awkward Turtle is the next stage in evolutionary awkwardness.
To perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle there are three preliminary conditions you must be sure are in place.
Make sure to find an introverted, lonely looking person. Preferably one that is sitting alone. Also, make sure that he/she has a free hand that is placed on a flat surface, with the palm facing down. Lastly, make sure that the hand is within reach. With these conditions, you are ready to perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle.

First, place your opposing hand directly on top of his/her free hand with your palm facing down and your fingers pointing the same direction. Next, make eye contact as you start to rotate your thumbs counter-clockwise(as in standard awkward turtle). Wait until awkwardness ensues. If awkwardness does not become apparent, follow the next steps.

Decrease the distance between your face and theirs, while increasing the rotational speed of your thumbs.

Advanced Awkward Turtle would be used in these situations.

Billy, the boy who never talks, is sitting alone. Until you walk over and get intimately awkward with him.

A bully is picking on you, so you bust out the Awkward Turtle. A gentle wink thrown in will make sure he will never go near you again.

Works very well in breaking the ice, or annihilate it completely.

Advanced Awkward Turtle by Bubba Franks Man March 12, 2009

The Awkward Seat 

The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.

I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.

The Awkward Seat by Jay Danger March 8, 2010

secondhand awkward 

refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.

Situation:

Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.

Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.

I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.

secondhand awkward by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010

Poonberry awkward 

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

Poonberry awkward by jshc0320 May 18, 2011