J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

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j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

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amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach

"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"

by JeffMan64 August 5, 2008

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J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury November 18, 2011

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Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

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