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Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
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Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups
Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!
by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024
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Simon

by Big polish April 1, 2022
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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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Simon

A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
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Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
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Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.
“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg
by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021
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