p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

After the Flash Addiction

Addiction to the game known to the roleplay game filled with furries known as "After The Flash"

"Yo Jack, You know Grace? Shes got diagnosed with After the Flash Addiction!"

by Thickboy20 November 13, 2023

Bine-addict

A person (jack Loughran ) who is addicted to the consumption of a e-cigarette (vape)

Fuck off jack your not having a go of my bine your a bine-addict.

by Dr.loughran November 21, 2018

Porn Addict

Kav

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:

by SoftPawb September 30, 2024

Intergenerational addiction

Something that affects 50 % or so of health care providers and police.

That guy suffers from intergenerational addiction, his grandma's a cook his grandfather is still enthused by flight and was addicted to airshows, addiction to nuclear weapons

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

gold addict

someone who is obsessed with goldfish

: GUY:1- hey man watcha eatin?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH
GUY:1- oh so your a gold addict?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH

by that drippyswaggerhomie March 22, 2021