smokey Jones

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023

Nathan Jones

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

jess jones

She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.

Jess jones is well cool

by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017

jessica jones

the sexiest, hottest, most badass bitch to ever exist ever.

jessica jones is so hot, i want her to punch me in the face

by whore4hotties January 15, 2022

Tomos Jones

Massive fanny magnet, can pull any bird he wants, had a massive knob, and can make any girl cum in 5 mins that is a fact

Tomos Jones is a massive Stud

by The massive G November 22, 2021

Tom Jones

A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.

“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.

by literary.muse September 2, 2010