bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Bar of the day

A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.
Come quickly, we have to hear Bar of the day
by TheRealTupac2 March 21, 2019
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staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.
That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!
by Paper monster March 29, 2021
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squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded
by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022
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Schneel bar

The act of cumming on a chocolate bar and giving it to someone.
Andrew: yo Jack you want a Schneel bar ?
Jack: what’s a Scheel bar ?
Andrew: just try it.
by Pumpkimeater6974 December 18, 2022
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Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
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Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
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