Sober friends just walk in
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
by dddennis February 17, 2010
Get the bar jackedmug. Bar barker is a person who goes to a bar and has to make more noise than anyone else. This is when you wished you brought your dogs bark collar.
by Brk92 August 6, 2017
Get the bar barkermug. a woman that spends too much time at a bar, gets absurdly destroied on a regular basis. easy to convince to fornicate with, n uses a ratchet serving of tongue even when making out.
can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016
Get the bar chickmug. A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug. An term used to describe the town you were born and raised in.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.
by bartownboy March 25, 2009
Get the BAR townmug. by Pumpkimeater6974 December 17, 2022
Get the Schneel barmug. A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.
by TheRealTupac2 March 20, 2019
Get the Bar of the daymug.