Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk

1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker

by le meilleur December 16, 2016

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017

Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 21, 2017

wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017

Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.

A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.

by Wankerchief November 6, 2017

wankernoodled

Something is messed up

Somehow that computer got wankernoodled

by G684 January 31, 2018