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Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude
by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017
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whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
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The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes
by analgape November 15, 2018
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Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"
After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.
by PApits May 18, 2017
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Weird Whale

Somebody who is odd or has odd qualities and/or looks.
That guy is a one weird whale.
by Mr. GDC April 15, 2009
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Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).
Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.
by RichIsRad June 18, 2011
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obese whale

slang for FAT

This is one of a kind. if you know you know but short telled it is s person who is fat ass hell, fat as a whale you could say.
girl 1:damn look at that obese whale over there

girl 2: thats deffintly h»n*a
by giganatisk March 9, 2023
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