A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008
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Oh boy - I ate entirely too much at Grandma's house and have a major turkey hangover today. I'm going to have to hit the gym for a week to get rid of all those calories from yesterday!
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