Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 9, 2010

Twine towers

a bad pun that i didnt think you would follow up, see twin towers

"im such a loser i followed the link to twine towers, i must really hate americans"

by Puck U May 3, 2005

wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

Tower Bower

A fictional automobile resemblant of a VW beetle, but six storeys high and equipped with seating on every level. Windshield is bullet proof (for an additional fee of $27) and spans the entire height of the car. Costs much less than a luxury sedan and very comfortably seats 24. Available in one of 17 different shades.

"We took the New England Patriots to their game in the Tower Bower yesterday."

by Jamie from Halifax January 8, 2009

[Viagra Tower]

An erection lasting more than 4 hours

When your girl wants to "go all night" and you drop a little blue pill whether you "need" it or not... and after 10 orgasms, she renames your unit the Viagra Tower.

by PussyGOD January 23, 2009

Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy

by thats my way March 27, 2013

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.

Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!

by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013