Toilet Humper

A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
by MusicmanKB October 11, 2006
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Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a cringe, racist, sexist, offensive, creepy, motherfucking retarded, not kid-friendly, insane, shitty show that fucks up and brainwashes kids for free.
It consists of creepy fucking heads shoved up their ass- I mean toilets, and it is so bad nobody even cares about it.
It is OFFICIALLY the absolute worst fucking meme of all time. Like people still in the sperm race only watches that shit. And these people who "pretend" to like DaFuqBoom comments sarcastic things like "OMG SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!".
There has already been disastrous memes like Smurf Cat, Grimace Shake, and Ohio, but Skibidi Toilet is on an another fucking level.
It's so fucking terrible that it makes me want to disintegrate into ashes, other people want to stab their fucking eyes.
This meme has absolute no sense and lore inside of it, and it is just fucked up.
And his fanbase consists of 2 things. Sperms with a zero millimeter defeater, and retards.
I dead-seriously FUCKING HATE THIS MEME, BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK!
Me, every brother and sister and my homies and basically everyone except for those motherfuckers who is still in the sperm race, thinks it's the worst fucking meme ever.
Ass-Sniper: Hey Boi, what are you watching?

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG I WATCH SEKBIBIDI TOILET ITS THE BEST EVER!!!

Ass-Sniper: *pulls out a fucking Tsar Bomba*

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG WHAT IS THIS??? A SIEIBIBDI TOIELT NUEK!!?!!?

Ass-Sniper: Say goodnight, you racist bitch.

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: SKIBIDI TOILET DOP DPDO POD YES Y4DSS

*Tsar Bomba'd the fucking baby*

Ass-Sniper: Finally, no more Skibidi Fucking Toilet!

and then that motherfucker died. the end!
by SKELETON68419 November 3, 2023
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toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005
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Toilet roll

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll
by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017
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Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube SFM series. The videos are about toilets with sentient heads called "skibidi toilets" (hence the name of the series) which speak by singing 'Brrr, skibidi dob dob dob, yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet'. It has become extremely popular, and the creator somehow has tens of millions of subscribers from it.

It's not actually funny in any way, shape or form though. Its whole humor is "oh, look, haha, toilet people". Its fanbase is full of 5th graders who have the urge to constantly say "Brrr skibidi dob dob dob" at recess to everyone around them. Me personally, I would rather shoot myself with a sawed off double-barrel shotgun than go near a Skibidi Toilet fanboy. (Don't shoot yourself with a sawed-off shotgun, it'll hurt.)
Skibidi Toilet fanboy: Brrr, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibi dobidi neet neet, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet

Me: *Runs away at 62 miles per hour, not looking back or stopping to catch a breath*
by Husinnnnn October 27, 2023
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Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
by jobflobadobYob November 10, 2010
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