Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. 
A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.
S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
by Ant1kana September 6, 2021
Get the Designated Third Wheelmug. by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
Get the third cousin twice removedmug. 1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.
My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
Get the third-cousin-twice-removedmug. The Third Impact is an event which occurs in the events of the End of Evangelion, which the souls of Adam and Lilith are merged, bringing humanity into a single lifeform known as LCL fluid as their physical bodies are abandoned, but is reverted by Shinji Ikari who rejects instrumentality, allowing the souls of the world to return to human form....
by the letter H is superior March 23, 2024
Get the Third Impactmug. using organized precise measures to destroy third party instigators and not letting them know any ways how they will be destroyed.
by LoBlack901 December 4, 2018
Get the destroy third party instigatorsmug.