The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”
by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024
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Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.
This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
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Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.
"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"
by Chair11111 March 24, 2023
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Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.
“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”
by gbc1969 February 28, 2023
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The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)
by Party Tony October 20, 2018
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Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger
Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
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Curse Of A Titan

The curse happens when the enitity know as "Soul OF A Titan" interacts with anything they could be taken into a negative outcome.
P1: "Hey, I just had a really bad game. There was this guy name Soul of a Titan"
P2: "bro you just got a "Curse of a Titan""
P1: "o sheit"
by SoulOfATitan September 10, 2020
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