tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead
Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!
by kezzanezza June 04, 2010
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Tea Stains

This is more of a color in regards to underwear. Usually a faded yellow or light rust color that was brought about by sweaty days, not scrubbing one's ass on a regular basis, etc.
Butch dropped his pants and revealed his tea stained briefs.

Goddamn it's a hot motherfucker today. We're all going to have tea stains.
by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
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tea bag

to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.
the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.
by Korean Barber May 31, 2008
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tea drinker

Are you an actual idiot? All a tea drinker is, is someone that drinks tea.
Get life

Get a boyfriend or girlfriend

Spend time with your family

Cause clearly you have no life if you are looking up what a tea drinker is!
"I'm a tea drinker, I like to drink tea"
"Duh, of course you do. You are English after all"
by Savagemylads December 02, 2018
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Tea Bag

nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth
1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.
by The Happy Tea Bagger July 16, 2008
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Tea Seppo

The English are basically the Americans of Europe. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant and full of sh*t

Seppo being the derogatory term for Americans, the English being stereotypical tea drinkers = Tea Seppo
That's Nigel ranting on about Brexit again and how England is so great, he's such a Tea Seppo
by Corolla54 January 13, 2021
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Truth Tea

Truth tea does not exist. It's simply "the T" or "the tea".

"T" or "Tea" means the truth so when someone has some tea, they are not serving "truth tea" they are simply serving tea.

It's like saying "ATM machine" knowing the "M" stands for machine...it's like saying it twice.
"Oh sh*t! Brenda is about to serve some truth tea!"
"No Becky, it's just tea. Truth tea is like saying truth, truth"
by Anita Noose August 07, 2018
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