dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

Fat Dogging

1. To behave in the manner in which a fat dog would be expected to behave.
2. To relax.
3. A "not made up" dance performed by Chang in the TV series Community.

1. Me and my friends are fat dogging by the river smoking pot.
2. I can't wait to get home and fat dog it.
3. Do the fat dog, it's not made up.

by monetary_madness October 26, 2014

rain dog

a term used for someone who is lost and cannot find his way.

For I am a rain dog, too.

by java fiend June 29, 2003

Female Dog

Real definition of the word bitch

My bitch is pregnant. I cannot wait for that female dogs puppies.

by SolQuik March 4, 2017

Briggsy dogging

A variety of dogging popular in arty circles. Instead of using cars the homosexual participants arrive on penny-farthings and bugger each other senseless.

Oi queer boy. Why the big bike.

Oh, I'm off for a bit of Briggsy dogging in Clumber Park.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020

Dog Track

A golf course that is in horrible condition; so bad that it's not suitable for a dog.

That golf course isn't worth $15 to play, it's a complete dog track.

by Respn April 22, 2017