Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

tOSU

THE best Big Ten university.
Also known as THE Ohio State University.

University of Michigan is scUM in comparison to tOSU.

by OSUBuckeye33 May 2, 2010

tossin the salad

when someone(preferably female)licks out someone elses asshole

we were havin sex, and she started tossin the salad

by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

Locker room toss

A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.

Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

coin-tosser

A person who changes sexual preferences and sexual identities alot. Someone who will become attracted to same sex gender at the flip of a switch, or "tossing of the coin". Someone who will randomly change their entire sexual identity without much thought (ie Hetero to Drag queen).

"Oh no! Donna, why is my boyfriend Dave sucking Bob's dick?" "Amy, didn't you know he was a coin-tosser when you met him? Yesterday he was dressed in drag and kissing my mother."

by Faqa U July 16, 2008

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009