texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.
I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.
by SCL9994 October 17, 2007
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twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever
Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes
by cornholio October 12, 2003
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Naive step-sis

The best porno ever made where the chick is being "unknowingly" fucked by her step-brother she later reveals she knew but man is this a fire video.

Can also be used as a funny word to describe step siblings that you could "take advantage as"
Man cody has such a naive step-sister I could catch her slippin' at least 3 times a day.
by HornyJewFactory March 04, 2021
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Tourist Two Step

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.
I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.
by C1195 August 03, 2010
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two man step

YD: Yo stepz, pree the mwassi on your right.. wys should we two man step it?
Stepz: yeah certii
by YD❤️‍🩹 February 12, 2022
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one step closer

A COOL song by Linkin Park.
Almost as good as 'breaking the habit'.
Breaking the habit,papercut,points of authority, all good songs by linkin park
by N.I.N. June 26, 2005
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Indiana Two Step

When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.
"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."
by Skylar Guzman November 09, 2009
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