by 4Q February 29, 2004

straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless
by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.
Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!
by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.
when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.
by 321firefunk January 9, 2010

by damn fags July 20, 2004

by tNt MaN January 22, 2008

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
