Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.

Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that

by boiler December 17, 2020

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

shipping immunity

Something Diavolo needs

X: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
Z: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity

by X឵ March 20, 2021

shipping immunity

An immunity against being shipped with another person

Aka the thing Diavolo needs and wants

X: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
Z: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity

by X឵ March 20, 2021