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gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
mugGet the gamon spankmug.

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game
Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game
by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
mugGet the Spankmug.

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.
Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025
mugGet the Retroactive spankingmug.

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014
mugGet the spank puttymug.

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 9, 2021
mugGet the Alabama cheese spankmug.

Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 7, 2023
mugGet the Southbank spankmug.

spank

bum pr bam
babies get bams on bum or spank for being naughty.
by prooshil August 19, 2022
mugGet the spankmug.

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