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Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart
by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021
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Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.
Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes
Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.
by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023
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smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isnโ€™t speaking.
by Clvegrl March 29, 2020
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Smart Vomit

The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies
This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit
by Smart_Vomit November 27, 2021
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Smart Dart

Juul, Suorin, an ecig with nicotine salts.
โ€œYo is that a smart dart I see? Let me get a ripโ€ - Sophomores in the school bathroom
by ggricksmith May 25, 2018
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