Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.

"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."

by kanye4prez March 12, 2020

Simp (Simp)

someone that puts hoes before bros

Wow that guy Zudo is such a simp (simp)

by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020

simp

an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants

chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!

chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp

by gingiplier February 20, 2020

Simp

A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.

Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.

by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020

Simp

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

by Simpin November 13, 2019

Simp

A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

by sirnigga February 3, 2020

simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.

stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 6, 2021